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It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days.

Boring Lecture

Typical academic year for a student: 

1.
TV

Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Melting

Summer holidays-50 days where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. Sleepy

8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE… Days left 141.

4. Swinging 2

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. Munchy

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. Gossip

1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Cheater

Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8.Presents  

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. Sneezy

For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10.Movie Theater

Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. Make A Wish  
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0


‘How can a student pass ?????’


TeacherTeacher 2  

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